Curmudgeonly commentiousness

October 30, 2008

Shilling isn’t only for carnies

Carnival operators have a name for people planted in the audience who jump up to volunteer to see the show, turns out they were shills for the pitch man.

Many of us are going to live to see the books telling us Joe the Plumber was on the payroll all along.

Either that, or he really is as stupid as he pretends to be, basking in his 15 minutes of fame, and McCain’s going to be sorry for bringing him up.

He doesn’t have any plumbers licenses. In Ohio, without them, he will never make anough money to buy the company. All he can do is minor service work.

And shill for a politician.

October 28, 2008

Moving back’rds

Big splash this weekend about comedian Al Franken looking real good as the next junior senator from Minnesota.

There’ve been an awful lot of folks have gone from the entertainment stage to elected politics — Ronald Reagan, Jesse Ventura, and Arnold Schwarzenegger come quickly from recent memory.

Sarah Palin, though, has an excellent chance of reversing the trend.

October 27, 2008

Fans? or supporters?

Somebody on one of the Sunday morning TV shows said Sarah Palin “has lots of fans.”

The vice president is, in fact, only one heart attack or gun shot away from becoming president.

So is that what we want for a president — someone who has lots of “fans?”

Or would we be better served with lots of trusting supporters.

October 20, 2008

Executive privilege

“John and I are asking the Obama campaign to release communications it has had with this group (Acorn) and to do it immediately.” Sarah Palin in a stump address.

This from the vice-presidential candidate who, as governor, exhibited her executive experience by refusing to respond to subpoenas issued by her own state legislature.

October 5, 2008

High-tech memory lane

Filed under: History, Sociology, Technology — Sam Emery @ 4:17 am
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The 13-year-old granddaughter had a couple of questions for her Senior Citizen relative last night, and they made me come up with answers that seemed to amaze her. I herewith share them for the benefit of other 13-year-old grandchildren who have never seen a transistor radio or a Number Three wash tub.

1. Describe a new technology that came out when you were young and any thoughts you had about it at the time.

I was about 12 when my uncle gave me a Sony transistor radio. It was cream-colored about the size of a pack of my dad’s cigarettes, with a gold screen over the speaker. It used a nine-volt battery for power.

We don’t hear much about transistors these days, but until they came along, radios and televisions had glass tubes about the size of light bulbs. A radio had to be about the size of a boom box just to play a couple of stations.

Then someone figured out how to use silicone and some other stuff to make “solid state” tubes — so-called because they were, well, solid. They did the same thing tubes did, but they were bout the size of pencil erasers and needed only small batteries for power.

So there I was with my pocket-size Sony under my pillow at night, listening to Cousin Brucie talk about the Submarine Races on 77-WABC in New York. And the really cool part (at that age I didn’t understand that transistors, themselves, were cool) was that I was about 500 miles away from New York, in the Maine woods.

2. What new technology made the biggest change in you life? How did it change your life?

That’s easy. Computers. Specifically a Kaypro 4 that was my first one.

I wrote and produced a radio show then, writing in long-hand and typing, and then crossing out and making corrections and retyping. A recorded show was about three and-a-half pages of double-spaced print, so all that rewrite was a pain.

But I had been using computers in the Navy, so when I got wind of the Kaypro being affordable for personal use, I had to have one. That was 1984.

It was about the size of a suitcase, with a keyboard that unclipped from its bottom to expose a seven-inch screen that displayed text-only, in green letters about like newsprint. It had 64 Kilobytes of memory, and two five and-a-quarter-inch floppy disks that held about 400kb each. One floppy held the operating system; on the other, you stored your work.

If I wanted to change something, I simply moved up the screen and changed it. If I wanted to move a paragraph, or several paragraphs, I cut them from where they were and put them where I wanted them.

Shortly after I got out of the Navy, Tandy Radio Shack came out with a TRS-102 that became my first laptop, with which I filed stories from pay phones to the paper for which I wrote.

I still remember how to use a pencil, but I avoid it whenever possible.

3. Looking back when you where younger, did you like the lack of technology or wish you had more?

I didn’t know about technology. Running water meant hustling from the hand pump to the kitchen. We took a bath once a week in a Number Three washtub, with water heated on the wood stove. I was 12, the year I received the transistor radio, before we had indoor plumbing and a shower.

Nobody knew what a computer was, except a few people in the space program, or at big name technical colleges such as MIT. Today, there is more computer power in many cell phones than sent Apollo 13 to the moon in 1970. I bought my first calculator from JC Penney in 1971, on sale for $120 — and all it would do was add, subtract, multiply and divide.

4. Do you think that if you had the technology that we have now while you were growing up that it would have changed your life significantly?

Maybe a little. I think life was slower then, and without video games and television, we had to use our imaginations to invent stuff only we could see. I had a rock that took me into space, and I spent a lot of time wandering the woods around home, learning — though I didn’t realize it then — about wildlife and the natural world.

But I read a lot, which took me to places I never hoped to see in real life. I enjoyed research papers in high school because they were an excuse to pore through encyclopedias in search of amazing stuff.

Now, when I want to know who was chairman of the Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation in 1985 (I needed to know that for a story I was writing the other night) I Google it, and in a few seconds I have it. Had I used Google in a high school paper, I’d have received a red mark from the teacher for using a word that didn’t exist.

There was a little more, but I’m out of space.

I’m waiting to see Morgan’s report.

© 2008

October 3, 2008

Scary times ahead

I was wrong. Sort of. The folksy “I’ll get back to ya” really is a put-on, and she only put it on a few times.

But she entered the hall with a set of well-rehearsed statements, from the Reagan-reminiscent “Say it ain’t so, Joe, there you go again pointing backwards again” to the “Your plan is a white flag of surrender in Iraq” line that she almost couldn’t remember.

She stayed on her talking points, mostly ignored the questions and gave instead the answers she was there to give, and winked a lot.

The most substantive statement of the night was her indication that she would be a strong, activve vice president.

“I’m thankful the Constitution would allow a bit more authority given to the vice president if that vice president so chose to exert it,” she said.

But the Constitution only allows “a bit more authority” if the president wants to assign it. Otherwise, the vice president is limited to breaking ties in the Senate, and replacing the president if that person becomes unable to serve.

Sarah Palin seems to aspire to a continuation of Dick Cheney’s vice presidency of secrecy and power, provided she can be successful in “making sure too that our president understands what our strengths are.” This lady, if this and other statements she has made, and indications of her style as mayor and governor, may be taken as portents, deals from power of office, rather than power of vote. That can be a scary proposition for the rest of us.

October 2, 2008

We’re in for a show tonight

One needs to be wicked careful about calling someone stupid just because they put on a show about being common. Every now and again something creeps out of that Sarah Palin that makes you wonder, or should make you wonder, which part’s show and which part’s smarter than she’s letting on.

Like the time Katie was trying to find out about something mavericky McCain’d done and Palin said, “I’ll just get back to ya.”

What I saw was the voice change was a) she’d been embarassingly caught with no answer, or b) she’d just tweaked Couric’s and Olbermann’s chains real hard.

She did it again with the Supreme Court question. She’s from a state that is mostly hunters. There are 120, 611 registered Republicans and 73,446 registered Democrats as of Aug. 4 this year. Anybody betting she didn’t know about the Supremes making gun ownership legal couple months ago better be hanging onto their wallets.

She did it again about what newspapers she reads. She could easily have said the Anchorage Daily News or the Juneau Empire. She didn’t get to be governor, even of Alaska, without knowing at least a little about the Lower 48.

I think we’re in for a show tonight.

Of course, if it plays out that way, she’s even less qualified to be Prez than most folks already think.

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